There’s only one man I know who would bring a sauntering iron to school in lieu of school supplies; that’s my bff for ya. TC makes this world a little better.

baku-of-the-ash:

Must reblog every time I see it.

lovelydestiel:

Best. Superlock. Ever.

booksandwildthings:

tinypolytheist:

stravaganza:

allthespookyfeelings:

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

#when is chris evans not steve rogers though

#when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about Marvel #do they secretly grow these people on farms #let them loose on the world for a while to establish lives #and then cast them as the role they were grown for

I have

no idea

what you’re

talking about

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

denerdicon:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

cataclysmmagazine:

Scenery - The Great Gatsby (2013)

frank-schlongbottom:

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together